So You Want To Be A Hipster

Make sure it’s one that competes with your self-encompassing attitude. 

Fuck table books. Start conversations with your DIY poorly constructed table. 

Now you sound even more pretentious

You don’t have the money to pay for that. Now you can put it in your plastic local coffeehouse cup and now you are saving money and saving the earth. Look at you good doer you. 

Even if you know a little bit just go with it and make stuff up. They’ve never been there (hopefully). 

Go to the nearest trashcan.

Pick the first 10 things you see

Make “art”

There’s nothing scarier than seeing an old hipster

Not concerts. 

Thanks for no longer wanting to be mainstream. 

Pc’s are for squares and you are anything but a square. You’re a triangle goddamnit.